excerpts from a posting for my ideal job (inspired by danielle kraese)
You are a creative person who often does not know how to express yourself until you rearrange your bedroom at 3 a.m. to process your thoughts.
You are a pop culture nerd constantly engaging with all forms of media and are so obsessed with Sex and the City that you listen to a podcast dedicated to its existence.
You are independent and hard-working and are willing to get up early and stay up late to make sure the best work is produced.
You are detail-oriented and a perfectionist, so whether it's room decor, your makeup, an assignment, or sending a text, it must be right.
You are curious, as noted through your late-night deep dives on Wikipedia.
You love fashion and think of every day as a chance to reinvent the same sweater or pair of jeans, and sometimes you even succeed.
You are a chronic shopper, as inherited through your mother, who understands current trends as well as vintage styles, and the importance of remaining classic.
You itch for inspiration and seek out travel, to experience new cultures, art, and fashion.
You are honest and will always own up to their mistakes and work to better them.
You seek out challenge, for without it you understand that growth is impossible.
You understand in order to get this job you must live in a fabulous city with fabulous people, wear fabulous clothes and have a fabulous time.
You must work hard but still have fun to fill your creative needs.